Just in from the observatory!…. A REAL BIRD was seen flying through the sky wearing NO CLOTHES yesterday.  Officials say,  based on it’s markings, the bird was likely connected to the musician, Little Pharmer.  When questioned, Pharmer denied responsibility but asserted that  “Angels and birds have a right to be naked, and the media should leave them alone!”   What follows is the confrontational interview conducted with Pharmer.

Little Pharmer, please explain the the correlation between todays events in the sky and the lyrics to your new songs…

media brutality!    no comment!    sleep naked!…